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Joke of the Day
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She was not wearing a seatbelt..."
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"First man: what is the most commonly used French expression? Second man: uhh... I give up"
"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"
"Why was the little shoe unhappy? Because his father was a loafer and his mother was a sneaker."
"So is the Pope like... single now?"
"Everyone hates their job until someone brings cupcakes in."
"Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven was a Six offender."
"School is just like a boner, it's hard and long... Unless you're asian"
"A Board Game Walks into a Bar... The bartender says, ""look, we don't want any Trouble!"""
"I just lost my virginity! And so did my 6-year old sister."