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Joke of the Day

"What's is the difference between ignorance and negligence? I don't know and I don't care."

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"When I see babies who breastfeed crying I know it's because they don't have Oreos to go with the milk."
"Say something soft and sweet to me. Dracula: Marshmallows chocolate fudge cake..."
"Why is 'dark' spelled with a k and not with c? Because you can't see in the dark Badambum!"
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"Oh please don't do it! Oh please don't do! Oh please don't! Oh please do! Oh please! Oh!"
"what do Mike Tyson and outdoor patios have in common? They're both roofless."