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Joke of the Day
"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."
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"It's hard to tweet and change the baby's diaper at the same time.nnI probably should have waited until I got to a red light."
"I tried tap dancing once... ... I kept falling in the sink."
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"If people say that love finds you... Then I must be Waldo."
"Might get a Gatorade logo tattoo to symbolize my contempt for thirst."
"You can tell Charles Manson really loves his fiancee by the way he hasn't murdered her."
"The only French I know are words for food items and the chorus of Lady Marmelade. Turns out that's all you really need."