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Joke of the Day

"Stevie wonder just got divorced. Bet he didn't see that one coming."

"What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly ? Try sewing buttons on a mosquito !"

"My wife's leaving me because I'm too arrogant. I told her to close the door on her way back in."

"Two wrongs don't make a right. But 3 lefts do."

"If there's a denim jacket on my doorknob it means I'm having sex with a werewolf."

"I keep forgetting the ""o"" part of ""Hello."" My boss is NOT happy with the way I've been answering his phone."

"My favorite joke when I was a kid ""Knock knock"" ""Who's there?"" ""Interrupting cow."" ""Interrupting co..."" ""MOOOOO!"""

"A girl quit her job at the doughnut factory... She was fed up with the hole business."

"We were making out on the couch and She's like ""Let's take this upstairs"" I'm like ""Ok you grab one side and I'll grab the other!"""

"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"