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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the obscenely hard gardening class required for botany majors? It was said to be a weed out class"

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"How does the enthusiastic man eat his hot dog? With relish."
"My grandpa says he hates gay men I think he's just bitter about his last boyfriend"
"My neighbor's looking at me like she's never seen a guy stuck in her doggy door before. And what's with the screaming? And the golf club?!"
"what do you call it when Batman skips church? a Christian Bale"
"Hey girl Wanna party like it's 1982?"
"Your selfie would be way better if you weren't in it."
"I cheated on my girlfriend yesterday We were playing Monopoly, she left and I stole some money from the bank. Then I went upstairs and fucked her sister."
"Commas are important. They are the difference between: You suck, Dick! and You suck dick!"
"Why did the crowd riot at the Nickelback concert? Because they didn't get their nickel back."