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Joke of the Day
"What did the baby sheep say to its mother on the phone? ""Miss ewe!"""
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"Didn't think these orthopedic shoes would work, but I stand corrected."
"My grandad is a real inspiration to get healthy, he starting running a mile a day when he was 65.... Now he is 70, we have no idea where he is"
"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"
"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."
"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"
"Q: What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A: A Yamahahaha"
"There is no way Siri could be a woman, she only speaks when she's spoken to."
"Why couldn't the alcoholic become a lawyer? He just couldn't pass the bar."
"If Adam and Eve were chinese they would have stayed in paradise Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the apple."