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Joke of the Day
"Which news outlet has the most interesting Black Lives Matter coverage? BBC"
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"Playing guess the animal with 4yo. 4: it looks like a tiger. Me: a lion? 4: no. Me: leopard? 4: no. Me: i give up 4: it's a tiger"
"You know what I love about world history? ... It's a long story"
"""My eyes are down there!"" - Large-breasted blind woman pointing to her service dog."
"What do you call a mexican hitchhiker? El Paso"
"Helium walks into a bar, the bartender says ""we don't serve noble gasses here""... helium doesn't react."
"Did you know that six days a week T.G.I. Friday's thanks God for nothing?"
"How long does it take a Mexican to build a.... And he's done."
"Said ""large"" today at Starbucks, and everyone starting chanting ""Venti, Venti, Venti!"" and a mass suicide occurred."
"What do you get if you drink too much Gin? A double Gin"