20099

Joke of the Day

"What I admire about England I'm a Malaysian man,and I went to England for my 2 weeks vacation.What surprise me,the kid in England,5-7 years old,already know how to speak English"

"Why do the Heisenberg operators for position and momentum work from home? Because they won't commute."

"I reached my goal of shedding 137 pounds this week It's nice being single again"

"How to get the attention of a crew of bricklayers... Yell ""Eh, Tony!"""

"Farts are the air to my throne."

"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. *I'm not even high."

"Why did F'' (F double prime) have to go to the dentist? It had concavities..."

"How is a Buddhist monk and a bumblebee alike? They are both peaceful, but when pissed off have a tendency to burn."

"[NSFW] What kind of birds do prostitutes like? Swallows."

"What did the Orthopedist Comedian Magician say to his patient? ""For my next trick, i'll tickle your funny bone"""