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Joke of the Day

"Where do bee's go to the bathroom? At the BP station."

"If they ever start charging for air... I'll buy a bag of chips, at least it will be a package deal."

"why didnt natalie wood take a shower on the boat? she wanted to wash up on shore..."

"Civil War Jokes? Most of them are General-Lee stupid."

"What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man? His wife is good at picking out clothes."

"My friend is anti-semantic... He never writes anymore edit: (semantic refers to words for those who don't get it.)"

"Give weeds an inch... And they'll take a yard."

"Three infinite things Only three things are infinite: 1. Universe 2. Human stupidity 3. WinRar trial"

"What would bears be without bees? Ears!"

"Did you hear about the crocodile with false teeth? The birds refused to clean them because it was in-denture servitude."