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Joke of the Day

"What is an Arabs favorite fighting technique? Hijab"

"I just started a business operating charter flights Business is really taking off"

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"I've just been on a once in a lifetime holiday... Never again. Credit: Tim Vine."

"If the Native Americans that celebrated the first Thanksgiving were still alive today, what would they be most famous for? Their age."

"My parachute didn't deploy At least I have the rest of my life to fix it."

"Two tampons are walking down the street towards you, which one says hello? Neither, they're both stuck up cunts!"

"Why are they using two ply toilet paper in Russia? Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters."

"My Favorite Blonde Joke Having sex with a blonde is kinda like sitting down onto a warm toilet seat. It feels nice, but you gotta wonder who was there before you."

"Travelers to India joke that the country name is an acronym for, I'll Never Do It Again!"