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Joke of the Day

"A Jew, a black, and a Muslim are on a frozen lake, not talking to each other... ...so I thought I would go over there and break the ice."

"What does Rupert the Bear and Jack the Ripper have in common? Same middle name!"

"[on plane] Me: It's ok, more ppl are killed by hippos than by plane crashes Pilot: This is your captain speaking, I'm a hippo btw Me: Nooooo"

"Did you hear about the ghoul's favorite hotel? It had running rot and mould in every room."

"Did you hear about the deaths from bird flu? They were all chicken"

"Why did you get a tattoo? Because tatthrees were too expensive."

"This is a math joke So x^2 goes to a x^3 and asks, do you believe in god. For a moment the x^3 pauses before responding, you know what, I do believe in higher powers."

"A horse walked into a bar... After assessing the danger of the situation 5 men immediately left the bar."

"I used to work as a waiter at an insane asylum... Serving soup to nuts."

"What do you call a woman with a purple vagina? Satisfied"