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Joke of the Day

"*drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *picks up acid* *drops acid* *checks for abs, finds a clown"

"What do you call a three-humped camel? Pregnant."

"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""

"Chuck Norris originally wrote the first dictionary. The definition for each word is as follows - A swift roundhouse kick to the face."

"Open the door ...... Ooen the door.... Open the door Odour"

"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."

"If your legs open up faster than Google's homepage. You are not girlfriend material."

"Not all women are good at multi-tasking I just saw one trying to talk on her phone, while flying through her car windscreen."

"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Jamiroquai because Jamirosad."