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Joke of the Day
"Tuna are probably pretty annoyed with how much we worry about catching dolphins in our tuna nets."
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"There is going to be a merger between FedEx and UPS.. Yep, they're going to be called ""FedUp"""
"If a genie grants you 3 wishes, use the first one to make the genie develop short term memory loss, and then keep making 2nd wishes forever."
"A penis and a condom walk into a bar and spend the whole night drinking, Come closing the penis tries to stiff the bartender... But his friend had him covered."
"Our Mexican neighbor made us dinner and it tastes like I committed a grave error in marrying a white girl."
"What do you call a mollusc that's just short of consciousness? A Conch."
"Just made eye contact with a truck driver while eating a corn dog at a convenience store and now I hate everything."
"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"
"If you trip over in public, a cool thing to do is break into a jog, leave the country, have plastic surgery and change your name."
"What's E.T. short for? Cos he's only got little legs"