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Joke of the Day

"Batman obsessively searches the freezer and Alfred says ""What are you looking for!?"" ""Just-ice!"""

"Took my wife to the doctor today, to try and get her tourettes sorted Turns out that she doesn't have it, and I am actually a cunt and she wants me to fuck off"

"I wrote a theatrical performance based on puns... It was a play on words."

"I was working at the butchers yesterday and a man comes in looking for a small chicken. I asked him to describe it so we can look for it together."

"How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs ? They sit eggsaminations !"

"Worried that one day pillows will take over and start making forts out of us."

"I read a book called 'The Anti-Climax' The first part of it was great, but...."

"Why did the coach prohibit the blonde from giving any bj's to the team? The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot ..."

"Condom Why did the condom fly across the room? Because he was pissed off"

"MOVIE LINES Don't you hate it when you have to wait in lines I wanted to see a movie the other day and the line was huge. Next time I'm going to download off the internet."