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Joke of the Day
"Jamiroquai because Jamirosad."
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"What's a Mexican midget barbers favorite restaurant? Little Cesar's"
"What did the Hispanic firefighter name his kids? Jose and Hose-B"
"What does deaf, mute and blind person get for christmas? Cancer"
"Always pay your taxes with a smile I tried, but the IRS still wanted cash."
"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."
"A blind man walks into a bar. then a chair.. and then a table."
"How is Christmas just like another day at the office? You do all the work and a fat guy in a suit gets all the credit."
"Two dissectors are talking... The first one says, ""I dissected a women yesterday, who had a clitoris like a pickle"". ""Wow, that big !?"", the second one replies. ""No, that salty""."
"A man died at the drive-in theater He froze to death seeing ""Closed for season""."