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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a bicycle stand with out a kick stand? It's just two-tired."
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"Q: What's as sharp as a vampire's fang? A: His other fang."
"""Do you know what this room needs? At least four paintings of lighthouses!"" white people"
"What kind of dog always needs a shave? A bearded collie!"
"I get a sense of pride and achievement when my boss catches me actually doing work."
"Art of falling apart I know an art dealer who thought Picasso's work was utter rubbish and wouldn't stock it in his gallery. He's laughing on the other side of his face now!"
"Good cop: We know it was you. Just confess. Murderer: I didn't do nothin' Breaks the fourth wall cop: Your name in this tweet is Murderer."
"What do you call a man who has sex with his 9 year old wife? The holiest Prophet of Islam."
"I finally understood the end of the 6th Sense All those names at the end were people who worked on the movie."
"... Pichulamono123 , That's the joke."