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Joke of the Day
"Who is this Rorschach guy.... ... and why does he paint all these pictures of my parents fighting?"
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"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."
"Hey, boy. Are you a Swiss army knife? Because you're a smaller, less effective version of everything I need."
"Tinder is such an useless app The only match it gave me was of my wife.."
"12: Dad, if Mary gave birth to Jesus and Jesus is the lamb of god, didn't Mary have a little lamb? Me: And you came with a no return policy"
"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"
"Did anyone see the new Irish gay pornstar? His name is Ryan Fitzpatrick"
"How to win an argument with a deaf girl? Turn off the lights."
"What's Nigel Thornberry's favorite band? The Smashing Pumpkins."
"I think my girlfriend would be a great presidential candidate, Because she's so awesome at bringing up shit from the past."