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Joke of the Day
"I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time"
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"Do you know what a 68 is? You blow me and I owe you one."
"*takes your compliment* *stares nervously at it*"
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"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"
"First the found ice on Mars and then they found water, now they just need to find whiskey to prove that 'Men are from Mars'."