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Joke of the Day

"What did the regular expression truck driver say when he saw the number 10000? 10{4}"

"Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home"

"Idk Why you kept reading"

"It was the Middle Ages. There's no way Rapunzel didn't have lice."

"What is the difference between the avian flu and the swine flu? One requires a tweetment and the other need an oinkment."

"""Opportunity"" doesn't always knock the door... Last night she walked in our room when we were in a compromising position. Kids these days!"

"With Jupiter ascending flopping the wachowskis are planning to quit the movie biz and going into the fast growing Mexican food business They are planning on naming their company as the Nachoskis"

"Met my boyfriend on eharmony, also eharmony is the nickname I gave this vending machine, meet my sandwich"

"Why did the cat fall into the well? Because he couldn't see that well."

"I went to a metal concert, the singer was a bit ill... Still fuckin' sick though!"