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Joke of the Day

"Why can't you see elephants hiding in trees? ...because they are hiding"

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"What did Hitler smoke? The Jews."
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"i swear to god I'm funny I was going to tell a gay joke... Butt fuck it.. Bada bom tisssh"
"TIL Today I learnt what TIL meant."
"What do the USA and a black hole have in common? They both have a problem with mass incarceration."
"There was a kidnapping in my neighborhood today... So i woke him up."
"What's the difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a prostitute with diarrhea? Well, one you shuck between the fits and the other..."
"Did you hear about the Spanish Perfume? ""For hispanic and for herspanic"""