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"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because of type advantage"
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"""I'm not racist. I have several friends who are black... for Halloween. """
"Why don't you ever see three mexicans crossing the border at the same time? Because the signs say ""No trespassing"""
"A dog was giving birth on the side of the road... She was cited with littering."
"If Lance Armstrong can't keep his awards he should just take his ball and go home."
"Anyone: I'm cold Me: Get a sweatshirt or something I'm not your mother Dog: *shivers once* Me: I WILL USE MY BODY HEAT TO KEEP YOU ALIVE"
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
"""I never spit on the ground"" ""because it's the only one that always supports me"" ""wow, that's a deep thought"" *""ptoo""* ""AAH! MY EYE!"""
"""Hot, lo-cal singles in your area!"" - Diet ads for Cannibals"
"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."