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Joke of the Day

"PMS is a myth It's really just an ovary action."

"The ""This is not an 'I disagree' button"" doesn't work Title. It's like people can't read that sentence."

"Why is santa always so happy? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live."

"Male seahorses get pregnant. In related news, scientists believe men who tell women what to with their bodies come back as seahorses."

"My wife found a spot between her boobs this morning. The doctor eased her worries telling her it was just her belly button"

"I didn't really want to go to the seafood buffet... ...but I just went for the halibut"

"They say the key to a fitness routine is having a workout buddy and that's why I surround myself with lazy people"

"DR DOG: have you been taking your diabetes meds daily? PATIENT: no DR DOG: *hits him on the nose with a rolled up newspaper* Bad patient!"

"Lame joke of the day. Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game? He had tripped a fan."

"I like my coffee like I like my women... Ethiopian and full of milk. (I'm so sorry)"