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Joke of the Day
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
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"Little miss muffet. Little miss muffet sat on a tuffet, eating her curds and whey, when down came a spider, who sat down beside her and said "" what's in the bowl bitch""."
"[showing my family to coworker] This is a picture of my daughter & my cat. Mittens & Jack. ""You named your daughter Jack?"" Nope, mittens"
"What do you get with breaking news? News casts"
"Stop scrolling. You need to sleep. (:"