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Joke of the Day
"Why did the thief take a bath? To get a clean getaway"
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"Knock knock Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'll never forget"
"When I was in college, I went to a party at the math fraternity house. I left when I found out they didn't have any booze; they didn't want people to drink and derive."
"spent today capturing hipsters, tagging them, and releasing them back into Silverlake. Study: Do skinny jeans restrict grazing patterns?"
"What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck? Hose A and Hose B."
"One old man was talking to another ""Hows your incontinence?"" ""Depends."""
"Yelling out ""Stranger Danger!"" is a good way to say no when a cashier asks for your zip code."
"What do you call a pop star that marries Rowan Atkinson? Avril Labean"
"He has the grocery Liszt What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket? I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet."
"Q: How do you say ""take a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take Q: How do you say ""took a shit"" in Japanese? A: Shit-take-mashita"