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Joke of the Day
"How is your first car like anal? You don't want it, but your dad gives it to you anyway."
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"Two spices are talking One spice says ""man it stinks like b.o. in here!"" Other spice says ""come on man I'm only cumin"""
"Why was the car naked? It was missing a tire."
"[on intercom] Pilot: does anyone know how to land an airplane? asking for a friend, i swear"
"So how about the BBC sacking Jeremy Clarkson ? I think the whole thing is a huge miss-steak."
"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."
"What do you call bad Mediterranean food? Falawful."
"Hello darkness my old friend... I've walked into a wall again."
"A guy is out to dinner with his wife... Wife: See that drunk guy at the bar? Guy: Yeah, what about him? Wife: He proposed to me 10 years ago, but I turned him down. Guy: Wow! He's STILL celebrating!"
"What does 80 year-old pussy taste like? Depends..."