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Joke of the Day
"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"
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"Asked my grandfather if he had anything equivalent to Victoria's Secret when he was young He said ""No, we had morals."""
"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a giant scorpion.."
"A new mint flavored contraceptive taken before sex... called Predickamints."
"My wife said she wanted to have sex like in the movies.. ..so I fucked her in the arse and came on her face and in her hair. I guess we don't watch the same movies."
"Q. What did the blonde's left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us we can make a lot of money."
"What's the difference between Arabs and Americans? American kids come home from boyscouts"
"8 out of 10 men prefer not to date psychotic women with bad tempers, emotional baggage and daddy issues. To the other two.... Hi, I'm MJ"
"why do people keep putting flag overlays on their avatar when tragedies happen? like i've seen it happen with france, brussels, gay marriage"
"Every time you get a haircut, you're essentially returning your last haircut and exchanging it for the exact same thing"