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Joke of the Day

"ME: I know it's probably the beer talking, but you look beautiful tonight! BEER: Hey buddy, don't be putting words in my mouth now."

"TIP FOR MEN TIPS 4 mEN . . . . . . . . . If you marry one girl, she will fight WITH you. . . But . . If you marry with two girls, they will fight FOR you... Think different"

"Q: What lives in the sea and yells? A: A clam shouter."

"An innovative new alternative to ironing your clothes Look shitty"

"Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippy from drowning? He was too far out maaaaan."

"Did you know Danny Welbeck's dad was a bomb disposal expert. His name was Stan Welbeck."

"Adorable idea. Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. I am currently eating a yoghurt called Debbie"

"sex and air Q.why is sex a lot like air A.because it's a big deal unless your not getting any"

"I came up with a suspenseful joke about cheese... Queso here it goes...."

"Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him? A glorious reader."