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Joke of the Day

"Was Nicky Minaj born on a highway? Because that's where most accidents happend!"

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"What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady? We would never know cuz he cant stand up"
"What'd the banana say to the vibrator? Why are you shaking? She's gonna eat me."
"Dear Liver: The holidays are almost over. Come on you can do this!"
"My son just said he doesn't like cheese and now I have to interview all the mailmen in my neighborhood"
"Why are friendzone'd guys always sick? They suffer from m'ladies"
"What do you call a banker's disgusting fetish? His gross interest."
"you must be irish because my penis is dublin"
"As I drop my child off to her first day of school it reminds me of how my mom dropped me off as well...except mom was ticketed for littering"
"What's up? the ceiling"