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Joke of the Day

"Soon-Yi Previn. Not the first Asian chick to have a secret woody..."

"I'm white. But I'm not NASCAR fan white."

"Some dude just ran into Starbucks, grabbed coconut water yelling ""white people milk"" and left. Went outside, coconut water all over street"

"I'd definitely watch a show with Dr. Phil going door to door reading people's Google search history out-loud with the most judgmental stare."

"The problem with millennials is they were taught to look up to Pokemon not *struggles to think of a thing old people respect* Mussolini"

"Crystal Clear would be a badass name for an albino stripper."

"Why hasn't a phone that charges itself just by scrolling the screen ever been invented? What are our scientists doing?"

"Chuck Norris blood type is.. AK-47"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink"

"You're supposed to throw rice at new babies and their mothers, right? Traditions are weird."