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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a deer knows karate? Tae-fawn-doe"

"My friend and I were talking about food and he said ""I'm not a big Chinese guy"" and I was like ""I know you're not"""

"Cowboy and Indian A cowboy goes up to an Indian and ties his penis in a knot, the Indian asks, ""How cum?"""

"What do you call a Warriors fan that complains about the refs? A retarded bandwagoner"

"The two FIFA World Cup 2014 songs are Ole Ola & La La La. Our linguistic evolution as humans never ceases to amaze me."

"Did anyone see the lunar eclipse tonight? It was right by 'your anus'."

"Took a nap. Think the nap store manager saw me take it. Freaking out."

"When's the best time to procrastinate? Later."

"Why is lettuce my favorite vegetable? Just cos."

"original joke time! The last Pope was always butthurt... They called him the Wholly Salty Sea."