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Joke of the Day
"Why do parents love BB-8 so much? He is a great role model."
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"Threeway or gangbang If five pre-civil war slaves are gangbanging someone, is it considered a threeway?"
"Is it just me or do those red foil wrapped Hershey's kisses taste almost identical to the silver foil Hershey's kisses? I'll keep testing."
"A man goes to a doctor for a check up. The doctor asks him if he has any sexually transmitted diseases. To which the man replied, ""Yes. I have two children."""
"What's the difference between a trunk full of bowling balls and a trunk full of dead babies? You can't unload a trunk full of bowling balls with a pitchfork."
"Tried to change my password to Twilight... ...but got an error message saying please re-enter as this contains too many useless characters :("
"My girlfriend said it was either her or my obsession of showing people where doors are... ""Well, there's the door."""
"Cop: Hey U! U: who, me? Cop: no the other 1! 1: who, me? Cop: both of U! W: who, us? Cop: Yes you! U: Who, me? Cop: No! No: yes?"
"I was standing in a playground wondering why frisbees got bigger as they got closer.. ..... Then it hit me."
"Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory? Because she was fed up with the hole business."