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Joke of the Day
"What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over? Alexander Graham Fell!"
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"Me: My head hasn't been in the right place lately. GF: You might want to check up your ass."
"Why did the climate scientist cross the road? To analyze the chicken s carbon footprint."
"How many muscles does a chicken have in its neck? Just enough to hold it's pecker up..."
"My gf texted me ""myspacebuttonisbrokenonmyphonecanyoupleasegivemeanalternative"" Do any of you know what ""ternative"" means?"
"Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the one that had a dream got shot!"
"Don't move, I know what I'm doing. *takes a nap"
"What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver? A bad golfer goes -WHAM!- ""FUCK!"" A bad skydiver goes ""FUCK!"" -WHAM!-"
"Why did Johnny drop his ice cream? No you sadistic fucks, he did not get railed by a truck. He just tripped and fell :)"
"What's a hipsters favorite season? Summer, they like it before it's cool"