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Joke of the Day

"They say 15 minutes of exercise every day will add 3 years to your life. The problem is that it adds the 3 years to your 80s not your 30s."

"Alcohol activates the ""we need to take pictures now!"" center of your brain."

"How do you mute an Italian? Tie up their hands."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"How many good presidential candidates does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Its gonna be a dark four years, now isn't it?"

"How many mathematician does it take to change a lightbulb? pi"

"What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!"

"Yo mama So fat I can stand on her belly and high five Jesus -Merry Xmas"

"What is the difference between New York City and the deep south? In the deep south they at least had a show trial before letting murders walk free."

"Could have sworn my poo just shouted a vile obscenity at me on the way out. Irritable bowel syndrome."