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Joke of the Day
"Three seals walk into a club... Martyrdom"
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"What's the difference between a lobster with breast implants, and a dirty bus stop? One's a crusty bus station, the other is a busty crustacean."
"Some women have names that simply demand respect. The few. The proud. The Maureens."
"I told her I had lightning quick reflexes... Sounds better than premature ejaculator..."
"People in sleeping bags are the soft tacos of the bear world."
"Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter."
"What do you call a flat chested girl? Manchester Mehboob (translation from hindi : lover)"
"Me: pew pew...pew pew pew Guy at next urinal: Please stop"
"What do you call four condoms who play music together? A rubber band."
"gf: i'm breaking up with you. me: is it my drinking habits? gf: well it... me: *interrupts with empty cup straw-sipping noise for 2 minutes*"