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"Did you hear about the Italian chef who died? He pasta-way"
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"Grizzlies are emerging from hibernation, so hiking in groups of 3 or more is recommended. Also not being the slowest one of the group."
"What do eagles and moles have in common? They both fly, except for the mole..."
"When I'm away from my girlfriend, I feel incomplete... ... But I love it when we're together again, because she makes me feel hole."
"*Mary Poppins voice* Ok, children! Time to go! [15 min later] *Batman voice* I said let's go."
"An app that detects itself running on other people's phones, then both devices play Random Encounter music. What happens next is up to you."
"Antivirus pioneer John McAfee is wanted by the Police for murder charges. If they catch him, they estimate the trial could last 30 days."
"I am a good dancer.hilarious one. Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things. Boy: What are the two things? Girl: Your feet."
"Hands down half 6 is my favourite time of day."
"My dad told me his New Years resolution was to embrace his mistakes. He hugged my sister and I :("