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Joke of the Day
"That moment of panic when you accidentally swipe left on Bae while getting food off your phone."
Next Joke
"What do you call a carrot that repeats everything you say? WOAH! BACK UP, BACK UP. You've seen a TALKING CARROT?"
"I heard that processed meats are just as bad for you as cigarettes so I'm walking around smoking a hot dog looking cool as hell."
"Menstruation jokes are not funny. Period."
"There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did."
"No Cash, No Hope and No Jobs! 20 years ago we had Johnny Cash, Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have no Cash, no Hope and no Jobs. Please dont let Kevin Bacon die!"
"I want this guy to teach me to fish, but he keeps handing me lemons."
"What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike? *Attire.*"
"What makes eggs so athletic? They go ovary and above."
"How many tickles does it take to make laugh an octopus ? Ten tickles"