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Joke of the Day
"I bet my fish rolls his eyes when I tell people on the phone how busy I am."
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"Q: How many lawyers does it take to plaster a wall? A: It depends how hard you throw them."
"A robot walks into a bar, orders a drink, and lays down some cash. Bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots."" And the robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""
"Mountains aren't just funny...... .......the are hill areas!!"
"Vladimir Putin to begin marketing Kremlin brand jeans Each pair comes with a complimentary Donald Trump in the back pocket."
"How many cops does it take to push a man down the stairs? None, he fell."
"Buys valentine. Writes ""I love you"" inside. Mails card to self. Receives card in mail. Reads card. ""Eww, why do I attract losers?"""
"A terrorist walks into a bar... He orders a Molotov Cocktail"
"Ever noticed how you used to be embarrassed by things you did or that happen to you, but now your first thought is ""I can tweet that"""
"What do you call a floating penis? space junk"