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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I feel like Valentine's Day was invented by a guy who had way too many chocolate covered strawberries."

"Someone call a knight in shining armor... cuz today's a draggin."

"There once a website called toogle now it is google"

"How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? Need to know ASAP."

"What is Polish roulette? It's similar to Russian roulette, but instead of a revolver it's played with an automatic pistol."

"A Roman guy walks into a bar He holds up two fingers and says ""five beers please"""

"Taken 5: has anyone seen my doggie?"

"How do you tittie fuck a flat chested chick? Froggy style. Ribbit ribbit"

"[Security breach at Wayne manor] BRUCE: *brooding darkly* ALFRED: The back door is literally just a waterfall"

"What do you make with an Avogadro? Guaca-MOL-e"