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Joke of the Day
"hAD SO MYCH COFFEE WHO wantS TO HELP ME STOP KONY LETS GO LETS STEAL A CAR BRO CMON"
Next Joke
"*THUD* ""What was that?"" ""My pants fell down."" ""...Why so loud?"" ""I'm wearing them."""
"You had me at: I'm calling the police."
"Saw these ducks in the park today looking at their reflection in the water practicing their teenage slut face."
"In honor of the Olympics I suggest we start a synchronized drinking team..... Whose in?"
"There are two kinds of people in the world Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"
"So I went to my Hipster drug dealer last night... He gave me an instagram"
"Why do male prostitutes make more money than females? Because they always drive a *Hard* bargain. :D"
"Why couldn't the beaver cook his twigs? He only had Non-Stick pans."
"What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Make me one with everything"