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Joke of the Day
"*Hears a joke about a chocolate bar* *Snickers*"
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"My wife accused me of being transgender... So I packed her things and left."
"Why is Jesus so rich? Because Jesus saves."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Pacquiao was chasing it!"
"Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?"
"What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? We don't know; she hasn't opened her presents yet."
"What is a Muslim's Favorite Dinosaur??? Allahsaurus!"
"If you're having girl probs, I don't feel bad for you, son/ I've got ninety-nine traits but empathy ain't one"
"I will have enough money for the rest of my life. Of course, if I don't buy and eat anything."
"Your momma's so stupid... ...she asked what army Colonel Sanders was in."