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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fear of chainsaws? Logic."

"Did you hear about Dictionary: The Musical? It's a play on words..."

"Two men walk into a bar, which is strange since you'd think the second one would have seen it when the first one hit it."

"[Jesus at the bar] ""Oh, I'll just have a water"" *winks at camera*"

"My Grandfather had the heart of a lion and... A lifetime ban from the New York City zoo."

"My wife says if this post gets thousand upvotes, we can do anal. I'm tired of the other posts. It's me in her."

"Why doesn't Santa have any kids? He only comes once a year, and its own the chimney."

"A baby's laughter is one of the most beautiful sounds you will ever hear. Unless it's 3am. And you're home alone. And you don't have a baby"

"Hear about Harrison Fords plane crash? I guess he shouldn't have been..... (_) ( _)>- (_) Flying solo."

"just saw a political argument on twitter that ended with everyone deciding that they disagreed but respected each other's opinions lol jk"