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Joke of the Day
"What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died? Mourning wood."
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"A priest, rapist and a pedophile walks in to a bar... ...he orders a drink."
"Why did the raisin go to the police? Because, he was a grape victim."
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"I love mange tout... ...but I couldn't eat a whole one."
"So I dropped my pack of gum when my sister asked for a piece I looked to her and said ""Don't worry... It's in MINT condition"""
"What do you call a dog that can preform magic? A Labracadabra."
"My boss told me that if I can't show up sober then don't bother coming to work tomorrow. Three day weekend!"
"How do you tell if a girl is ticklish? You give her a test-tickle."
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