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Joke of the Day

"What do prisoners used to talk to each other in jail? Cell Phones."

"The common phrase to express somethings simplicity is ""its not rocket science..."". But what do rocket scientists say to each other? ""Come on Doug, its not.....sex."""

"I told her it's been a while. She told me that was fine. It's just like riding a bike. Now she's mad I checked her for proper inflation"

"*20-something kangaroo calling mom* yea so i thought maybe i could get back in the pouchlike just for a few months til i figure things out"

"The new Pope So now that the new Pope is Argentinian they may say that they own Vatican City because they had a temporary residance there. It's not like it has happend before."

"Why did Einstein stop seeing his mistress? She fell in love and he didn't anticipate entanglement"

"What's an oven's favorite comedy routine? Deadpan."

"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""

"Someone tried to tell me a joke in real life and it went on and on and on for like 3 sentences."

"Japan Q : What do people in Japan call fat people ? A: ""Double Buddha"""