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Joke of the Day
"Question *Q: Why couldn't the pirate play cards? *A: He was sitting on the deck."
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"Hey baby, You know how I know I'm getting laid tonight? I'm stronger than you."
"Prove im not a robot by typing the wierd letters? um PRove your not a robot! i can see u computer yoU are a robot and this is my website now"
"Behind Every Successful man. Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a women what do we learn from this? Student: we should stop wasting time in studies and find a woman."
"You say tomato I say gross"
"How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment."
"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."
"You may be cool.. ...but you'll never be -274 C cool."
"[At Last Supper] *Jesus raises bread* This is my body *raises wine* & my blood *pulls out 8 of Clubs* & this is your card *Apostles go nuts*"
"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"