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Joke of the Day

"Trainer: Diet to hit your goal weight. Me: Then what? Trainer: Diet forever to maintain it. Me: *heading to Pizza Hut* Nvm."

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"Guys, I think Trump's immigration policies just might work China built a wall and they have like, no Mexicans."
"What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A Milk Dud."
"I'm saving myself for a girl without pepper spray."
"Somehow stumbled upon a nude beach. . Yeah, found myself in the middle of no wear."
"I hired a hitman to kill the wife. He said, I'll shoot her just below the left nipple. I replied, I want her dead, Not fucking kneecapped"
"I always wanted to be my own boss so now I run a nonprofit Not by choice, im just a shitty salesman."
"My grandpa flirting with a 91 year-old lady at his senior home. ""You look young enough to be my daughter."""
"Has the Supreme Court decided on Man v. Food yet?"
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