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Joke of the Day

"Facebook is developing a phone. And MySpace is working on a telegram"

"how to you put a big buffalo in a freezer???? ZZZZzzzzz dont think it cannot happen just say NO"

"How can you tell if your son is gay? Ask him to go to a football game. If he can't go, because he's busy sucking his boyfriend's dick, he might be gay."

"What do you get when you cross a Jew with two planks of wood? Christianity"

"If you complain about not being able to find your boyfriends name on a keychain that store will think you have a boyfriend"

"It's a serious Lego project when the 1st thing my 5yo does is take off his shirt and gets me a beer from the fridge."

"Attention Walmart Shoppers - There is someone dressed Appropriately in Aisle 12"

"What did the Orphan get for Christmas? Lonely."

"16 sodium atoms walk into a bar... Followed by BATMAN!"

"How To Impress Your Boss 1. Show up early. 2. Have all the tools you need. 3. Read the strategy guide. 4. Aim for the big glowing weak spot (usually the eyes)."