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"You say tomato I say gross"
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"What happens when frogs park illegally? They get toad."
"What did the Mexican guy say when the two houses fell on him? Get off me homes."
"FDA should require Starbucks baristas/cashiers to be calorie counters. ""Here's change of 50 and that's 1,073 calories of your Venti Frap."""
"Knock knock? Who's there? To. To who? to *whom*."
"I just discovered my new room mate is secretly a hard core racist and i wonder if should report him to the police. The dude takes part in illegal high speed car races at midnight"
"What do you say if your mom sees you having sex? You say: Look mom, no hands!"
"""Let me ax you something."" - a very generous lumberjack and you're a racist."
"How come sneezes get a ""God Bless You"" but coughs get a cold unflinching silence?"