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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay man in his house by himself? homolone"
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"What does a priest get when he wants pussy? Nun."
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"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke? (Mmmph!) Meek & Milds!!!! :0"
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"good news Craig, we got your murder charge bumped down to theft. just tell us why you stole that dude's blood/bones"
"What do you get when you put a car and a pet together ? Carpet !"
"Do you think you'd make a good sniper? [ ] Yes [ ] No "