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Joke of the Day

"There's no more dangerous entity on earth than a woman with a lot on her mind and nothing to do but think."

"Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with ? The girl necks door."

"Puns plz Someone throw shit out there for me to make puns with. A topic, or whatever, and I'll do my best. Anyone else can join in too."

"Looking for Sympathy? You'll find it between Shit and Syphilis in the dictionary."

"How fuckin' good do babies smell!? I wanna jam one up each nostril and rob a bank!"

"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"

"On a scale from 1 to... On a scale from 1 to 16, how illegal was she?"

"What is the name of the Asian pointing out everyones mistakes? Xu wong"

"JOSH: Hey dad DAD: Oh my god is your name still Josh JOSH: Um yeah DAD: We're changing it JOSH: No please don- DAD: It's done ERIC: What the"

"Back in the day I was attracted to this chick but never had enough guts to ask her out but after witnessing first hand the drama she creates on Facebook I am glad I dodged that bullet."