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Joke of the Day
"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."
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"What the japanese version of mission impossible? Miso impossible"
"What's an Xbox fanboys' least favourite film? P.S. I Love You"
"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."
"""Bartender, see that brunette at the end of the bar? I'd like you to bring her a slice of your finest ham."""
"I like when the ending credits show pictures from the episode I just watched. What a fun trip down memory lane."
"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
"When he's out driving where does Dracula like to stop and eat? The Happy Biter."
"What is the dairy farmer's favorite exercise? Calf Raises."
"I just taped the TV remote to my dogs back so I'll never lose it again. Your move Apple."