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Joke of the Day

"What's invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny farts."

"What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool? Bob."

"What does the Cajun ghost say? Beaux!"

"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with large breasts? One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean!"

"I'm sick of this boy scouts training. It drives me knots"

"What did the black student get on his SATs? Barbecue sauce"

"I walked into a bar once... and it fuckin hurt."

"I am just a boy, standing in front of a milkshake, wondering by what sorcery it beckoned me to this yard"

"The name's Bond. Ionic Bond. Taken, not shared."

"Today. I. Realized. That. Typing. Like. This. Does. Not. Make. Your. Point. Stronger. It. Makes. You. Look. Like. Your. Computer. Has.Asthma"