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Joke of the Day
"Romney likes Costco. So much that he bought 3."
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"I tried explaining to my girlfriend how hard it is to pee with a boner... Now she stands in the bathroom naked just to make it harder"
"Coworker: You smell good. What is that? Armani? Me: Thanks! It's Febreze. I just took a dump."
"whenever white girls are fighting and one of them calls the other ""hun"" during the argument world war 3 begins"
"What do you call a bull that masturbates? Beef Jerky."
"What do blacks and apples have in common? If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt."
"No matter where you live, there's always 1 light switch that doesn't do anything."
"What's the difference between Ethiopians and gorillas? Nobody cares about Ethiopians dying. (First post on r/jokes and a bit offensive)"
"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."
"Two wheels were spinning in a dessert One of them, being careful told the other one: ""Watch out there is a cactussssssss..."""