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Joke of the Day
"I might have Alzheimer's... But at least I don't have Alzheimer's."
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"Things You Will Never See In A Fortune Cookie"
"If you don't eat your candy corn in three separate bites starting from the big yellow end to the small white end, you're a communist."
"Maybe a repost but still one of my favorites [Deleted]"
"Did you hear about the Jewish boy... ...that asked his father for $5? His dad replied with, ""FOUR DOLLARS?! What the hell do you need $3 for?!"""
"Why did the mexican take xanax? For hispanic attacks."
"I sold my homing pigeon 8 times last month on eBay."
"What's a foot long, made of leather and sounds like a sneeze? A shoe"
"Any wedding can be a fairy tale wedding if you serve porridge and release three angry bears into the reception hall"
"A good friend is like a four leaf clover: sometimes you accidentally run them over with a lawnmower"